John Crace of Sun 28 Jan 2018, on Jordan Peterson’s. ’12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos by Jordan B Peterson – digested read’.

Political Cynic recommends the redoutable and witty Mr. Crace, as he digests those ’12 Rules for Life’.


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Nov 24, 2024

The opening paragraph of the Crace essay, in which Crace assumes the role of Peterson:

Just a few years ago, I was an unknown professor writing academic books that nobody read. Then, with God’s help, I decided to stop feeling sorry for myself and develop my potential. Pinkos and wishy-washy liberals had cornered the market in cod psychology, so I guessed there must be a huge hunger for a self-help book, backed up with religion, mythology, CAPITAL LETTERS and stating the obvious – one directed at responsible, socially minded conservatives craving some pseudointellectual ideology to prop up their beliefs. And bingo! Here are my 12 Rules for Life.

1 Stand up straight with your shoulders straight

2 Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for helping

3 Befriend people who want the best for you

4 Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not the useless person you are today

6 Set your house in order before you criticise the world

7 Pursue what is meaningful, not what is expedient

8 Tell the truth. Or at least don’t lie

9 Assume the person you are listening to knows something you don’t

10 Be precise in your speech

11 Do not bother children while they are skateboarding

12 Pet a cat when you encounter one in the street

Digested read digested: Blessed are the Strong, for they shall inherit the Earth.


Editor: the hapless simplicity of Peterson’s list of ‘Imperatives’, leaves Crace with so much room to riff on themes: yet Peterson’s don’t actually corear, but are almost sugestive of coherence, but in fact merely gambol in its vicinity?


Political Cynic: I feel I have entered into the weak rhetorical eddie of Peterson Speak!

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