In a solumn ceremony in the U.S.Senate, today, Carl Schmitt was given the signal honor of postumous American citizenship, in recognition of his inspiration and example to American Lawmakers. In speeches from the podium Senator Senile War Hero gave fulsome praise to the work of Mr. Schmitt during World War II, followed by Senator Cornpone on his relevance to American Law in the Age of Terror. Senator American Likudnik was the final speaker, who led the entire senate,except for eight notorious dissenters, in the Horst-Wessel-Lied at the end of the ceremony.

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