Please join me and a host of your favorite stars and political luminaries in celebration of the American National Security State’s first gay couple, J. Edgar Hoover and Clyde Tolson. We will be holding our festivities on the well kept grounds, and palatial buildings, of The Richard Nixon Library, Yorba Linda California on April 1, 2012. We will honor on this grand occasion the longest lasting gay relationship in the history of American Law Enforcement. It’s about time for this grand Coming Out Party for these two heroes, these pioneers of the love that dare not speak it’s name, unless the room has been debugged. Please RSVP by February 29,2012. I hope, like me, you are looking forward to an evening filled fond rememberances of these two pathbreaking law enforcement icons.

Sincerely yours,

Myra Breckenridge